{"product_id":"allergic-to-police-bitches-sarcastic-sassy-statement-sweatshirt","title":"Allergic To Police Bitches — Sarcastic Sassy Statement Sweatshirt","description":"Soft, cozy, and confidently bold — this crewneck sweatshirt speaks with attitude. The clean white fleece serves as a calm canvas for the large black text and a slash of red paint that blurs the line between cheeky and fierce. It layers easily over tees or under coats, holding its shape with a ribbed collar and reinforced seams so it wears like a reliable companion on chilly mornings, long drives, or late-night hangs. The feel is familiar and comfortable while the message does the talking: casual, unapologetic, and designed for someone who prefers honesty with their humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered placement options plus printed neck\/wrist details via DTF\/DTG methods\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; safety and environmental standards met\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":53501002613102,"sku":"11740215465138419297","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501002645870,"sku":"73607672670776059057","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501002678638,"sku":"13484211823706632924","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53501002711406,"sku":"81100626772369330957","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501002744174,"sku":"29854814514934970572","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501002776942,"sku":"33438680301598765348","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53501002809710,"sku":"32259143158313328815","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":53501002842478,"sku":"11699850791772411830","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53501002875246,"sku":"18395929379980043655","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":53501002908014,"sku":"79270774571306485956","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501002940782,"sku":"86482541287197228167","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53501002973550,"sku":"26527486115630446762","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53501003006318,"sku":"19955999975683193193","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":53501003039086,"sku":"27790119408128754323","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501003071854,"sku":"22249826555323640177","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":53501003104622,"sku":"81331615695704522924","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":53501003137390,"sku":"96467623060081245225","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501003170158,"sku":"17015195587844307234","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501003202926,"sku":"69394394813908228194","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53501003235694,"sku":"15285265072522131180","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501003268462,"sku":"16312334675799504289","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501003301230,"sku":"18318263185702571703","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53501003333998,"sku":"34008107662857560352","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":53501003366766,"sku":"16000978936332134310","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53501003399534,"sku":"15980208348835103736","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":53501003432302,"sku":"87058152510707883705","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501003465070,"sku":"13844844664983815557","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53501003497838,"sku":"11793648398234957427","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53501003530606,"sku":"21524629785943549408","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":53501003563374,"sku":"21487865004257550397","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501003596142,"sku":"15541187118437106128","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":53501003628910,"sku":"18504603879219923588","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":53501003661678,"sku":"27479547841581516687","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501003694446,"sku":"26541038560678446769","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501003727214,"sku":"33196221935036358080","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53501003759982,"sku":"64280601084033074993","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501003792750,"sku":"90316738920813385385","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501003825518,"sku":"19336940545829141589","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53501003858286,"sku":"19940477085512967647","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":53501003891054,"sku":"21569168285420002364","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53501003923822,"sku":"22723635515810983647","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":53501003956590,"sku":"16866424320863685317","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501003989358,"sku":"31915168309159980763","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53501004022126,"sku":"33063600426456007621","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53501004054894,"sku":"85882177408240613596","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":53501004087662,"sku":"21901822664531353212","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501004120430,"sku":"11048013275742340004","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":53501004153198,"sku":"70794944030470990001","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53501004185966,"sku":"19300759895729001039","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501004218734,"sku":"32204942896591368407","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501004251502,"sku":"18095116780309073657","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53501004284270,"sku":"17247055540116951863","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501004317038,"sku":"90315613235427558492","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501004349806,"sku":"14724886631516043684","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53501004382574,"sku":"15189763442359391420","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53501004415342,"sku":"22398674322424689305","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53501004448110,"sku":"19544778920060232059","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53501004480878,"sku":"19971467757573065508","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501004513646,"sku":"30278627426311232702","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53501004546414,"sku":"23068172404826494064","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53501004579182,"sku":"30938894548719019395","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53501004611950,"sku":"27236542423421148990","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501004644718,"sku":"25620001885495903506","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53501004677486,"sku":"33751621056150250034","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53501004710254,"sku":"33216238539300729146","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501004743022,"sku":"32312414728990608844","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501004775790,"sku":"49967207377759549549","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53501004808558,"sku":"79227200778944849632","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501004841326,"sku":"24257690345555092697","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501004874094,"sku":"21429942387673101150","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53501004906862,"sku":"10861986284012964432","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53501004939630,"sku":"22030468665474235531","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53501004972398,"sku":"17986708938239863673","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53501005005166,"sku":"26155507553154312766","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501005037934,"sku":"10888041999821965708","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53501005070702,"sku":"34011388290638744466","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53501005103470,"sku":"22862724992854290754","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53501005136238,"sku":"18139793097164157598","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501005169006,"sku":"32607182237299768342","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53501005201774,"sku":"22899150133195897480","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53501005234542,"sku":"15798126526390495935","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501005267310,"sku":"13059653070353970123","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501005300078,"sku":"12654653312549540239","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53501005332846,"sku":"21881281690660413420","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501005365614,"sku":"12990811290242126347","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501005398382,"sku":"10805364229735312958","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53501005431150,"sku":"22840458543442286733","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53501005463918,"sku":"53389000010493114878","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53501005496686,"sku":"67522777884164549793","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53501005529454,"sku":"30670200410597943014","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501005562222,"sku":"29808660939934018139","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53501005594990,"sku":"23008419693393403633","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53501005627758,"sku":"19166997201393241233","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53501005660526,"sku":"17918160597794199327","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501005693294,"sku":"24727546543119716776","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53501005726062,"sku":"20697574365629351548","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/3998722069981409030_2048.jpg?v=1774195396","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/allergic-to-police-bitches-sarcastic-sassy-statement-sweatshirt","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}