{"product_id":"i-rebuke-you-greedy-hoes-in-the-name-of-jesus-christian-humor-sweatshirt-1","title":"I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes in the Name of Jesus - Christian Humor Sweatshirt","description":"Soft, lived-in warmth with a cheeky, faith-forward attitude. This crewneck wraps you in a medium-heavy cotton-poly blend that feels substantial but cozy, while bold, black text makes the message loud and clear across the chest. It settles into weekend routines — coffee runs, late-night Bible study with friends, or a slow Sunday morning — and turns a quiet sweatshirt into a statement piece that sparks smiles and conversation without shouting. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean, and durable double-needle stitching means it stands up to repeat wear. Wear it when you want to be comfortable, unapologetic, and a little bit irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, attractive fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at stress points for shape retention and strength\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery options available at chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":53501149970798,"sku":"62080042241994993995","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501150003566,"sku":"33616641935153724036","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501150036334,"sku":"22027628923643872165","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501150069102,"sku":"17828423428371551502","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501150101870,"sku":"29869277660494766640","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53501150134638,"sku":"24826392255512567472","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":53501150167406,"sku":"40199328954986351401","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53501150200174,"sku":"49240185148622768940","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":53501150232942,"sku":"30224579869297515978","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501150265710,"sku":"34028192283378003570","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53501150298478,"sku":"62058715078578416250","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53501150331246,"sku":"15788994711881950935","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":53501150364014,"sku":"14420510779352364792","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501150396782,"sku":"95883154890655554625","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":53501150429550,"sku":"19011231267453463475","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53501150462318,"sku":"27817240064847799406","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":53501150495086,"sku":"87756037529081678728","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501150527854,"sku":"20172696503792536286","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501150560622,"sku":"31389793370292515286","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501150593390,"sku":"27808823375370743894","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501150626158,"sku":"16389916404454785594","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53501150658926,"sku":"49569666857777942177","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":53501150691694,"sku":"29093622686123778879","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53501150724462,"sku":"17840884749202015303","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":53501150757230,"sku":"90089441695166685563","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501150789998,"sku":"10677187471512140524","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53501150822766,"sku":"40965336333555531393","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53501150855534,"sku":"15409951054041866815","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":53501150888302,"sku":"15489961106492607385","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501150921070,"sku":"27189216540065783651","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":53501150953838,"sku":"66264499690073925063","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53501150986606,"sku":"22998395591635404517","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":53501151019374,"sku":"46661380344294426497","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501151052142,"sku":"18163861474352723859","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501151084910,"sku":"14084408669579240569","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501151117678,"sku":"23343936638630969374","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501151150446,"sku":"18521208909675204499","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53501151183214,"sku":"25432361065352231206","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":53501151215982,"sku":"25682894158901751795","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53501151248750,"sku":"31138219941963691821","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":53501151281518,"sku":"11232127489718596086","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501151314286,"sku":"23584209765483729650","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53501151347054,"sku":"21902816329179949892","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53501151379822,"sku":"10150437624531330761","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":53501151412590,"sku":"11560088797744309372","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501151445358,"sku":"21650749218318916330","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":53501151478126,"sku":"12397641418022001547","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53501151510894,"sku":"14718200508919753717","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53501151543662,"sku":"55757878950127809072","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501151576430,"sku":"10859516082470651654","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501151609198,"sku":"15223013324373925511","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501151641966,"sku":"26653500270877848730","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501151674734,"sku":"13862390782018765674","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53501151707502,"sku":"11512945448212162138","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53501151740270,"sku":"11816330337181633734","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53501151773038,"sku":"22525516105660845128","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53501151805806,"sku":"11052389791667111210","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501151838574,"sku":"11823616043151334959","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53501151871342,"sku":"20735462508541782026","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53501151904110,"sku":"27338883027893390547","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53501151936878,"sku":"14922964724711191051","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501151969646,"sku":"27019131844680008032","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53501152002414,"sku":"11589035009267085805","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53501152035182,"sku":"29516114552688768593","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53501152067950,"sku":"11888479518202212409","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501152100718,"sku":"30930010888130650503","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501152133486,"sku":"20049827290927750156","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501152166254,"sku":"16819872353624357041","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501152199022,"sku":"23325023597173409259","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53501152231790,"sku":"30653593686357031397","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53501152264558,"sku":"25833786691101541498","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53501152297326,"sku":"11555971356924837999","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53501152330094,"sku":"26319877438542897392","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501152362862,"sku":"44015502964245619531","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53501152395630,"sku":"22871675925673602253","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53501152428398,"sku":"10396564818633995560","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53501152461166,"sku":"15974877514877223838","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501152493934,"sku":"10188644799521757656","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53501152526702,"sku":"31947353135502115529","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53501152559470,"sku":"42874734211776173923","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53501152592238,"sku":"23901867661745114182","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53501152625006,"sku":"25314723230318393762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53501152657774,"sku":"18831016327894726496","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53501152690542,"sku":"19976781103944706833","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53501152723310,"sku":"19883774583001411050","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53501152756078,"sku":"26175367774882062887","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53501152788846,"sku":"13445538986226113070","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53501152821614,"sku":"26271306709567880296","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53501152854382,"sku":"85160445681820657514","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53501152887150,"sku":"19500082398298813099","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53501152919918,"sku":"26371017782802467540","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53501152952686,"sku":"21201896306168851203","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53501152985454,"sku":"20666834233336623065","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53501153018222,"sku":"30479172850773126307","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53501153050990,"sku":"28823266574164290904","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53501153083758,"sku":"26566047861637947654","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/6530741757681158297_2048.jpg?v=1774196891","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/i-rebuke-you-greedy-hoes-in-the-name-of-jesus-christian-humor-sweatshirt-1","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}