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The Black church has always named greed as a spirit — Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and the teachings of Jesus all address it directly. This statement brings that biblical authority into the streets, speaking the rebuke in real hip-hop language over every greedy person draining your life, your resources, and your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eStreet Talk Designs documents the real language of hip-hop and urban street culture — rooted in the over 10,000 entries of Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. 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