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The Black church tradition has always recognized jealousy as a spirit — Proverbs 14:30 calls it \"rottenness to the bones\" — and has instructed believers to rebuke it, not tolerate it. This statement delivers that rebuke in the real language of Black cultural expression and hip-hop street vernacular.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eStreet Talk Designs documents the real language of hip-hop and urban street culture — rooted in the over 10,000 entries of Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. This is urban street vernacular worn by the ones who live it every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis statement is documented in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/pages\/spiritual-unfiltered\"\u003eThe Slang Academy\u003c\/a\u003e — where the language of hip-hop culture and the authority of Black charismatic faith stand together in declarations that name what is real and speak spiritual truth over it without flinching.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft breathable feel. Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention. Side seams for structure and longer-lasting fit. Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation — REACH certified materials. Prints produced via DTF or DTG for crisp vibrant text. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C\/90F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Iron\/steam medium heat. Do not dry clean. 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