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The Black church has always had a rebuke for the spirit of misery, for the Jezebel energy and the Absalom spirit that operates through people hell-bent on destruction. This statement names it clearly in hip-hop language and rebukes it with the highest authority available: the name of Jesus.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eStreet Talk Designs documents the real language of hip-hop and urban street culture — rooted in the over 10,000 entries of Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. 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