{"product_id":"im-about-that-alien-life-sweatshirt","title":"I'm About That Alien Life —  Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"std-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm About That Alien Life is outsider pride — a declaration that you were never from around here and never tried to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"About that life\" is the street construction for living a certain way on purpose; the alien twist claims the strangeness as identity, not accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the one who stopped code-switching and started flying the weird flag — the misfit who found their people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back print goes big on purpose: alien life isn't a phase, it's the address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot from here. Never pretending otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/pages\/personality\"\u003ethe language of personality\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/collections\/shop-personality\"\u003eShop Personality\u003c\/a\u003e — personality statements, identity language, and declarations that refuse to be small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment details \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt — Gildan 18000\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium‑heavy 50\/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for durability and warmth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67732379042158,"sku":"31292134782081803140","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67732379074926,"sku":"28609219491586001824","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67732379107694,"sku":"18697351924855773039","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67732379140462,"sku":"84275068454816289428","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67732379173230,"sku":"22836173053662905364","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67732379205998,"sku":"15815060069181796235","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/3732078953417618010_2048.jpg?v=1791831335","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/im-about-that-alien-life-sweatshirt","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}