{"product_id":"im-about-that-blunt-life-life-zip-hoodie","title":"I'm About That Blunt Life — LIfe Zip Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"std-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I’m About That Blunt Life” is a commitment ceremony in one sentence — not trying it, not curious, about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“About that life” is the slang for full commitment — no dabbling, no explaining. And the blunt is the instrument of choice: the hollowed-out cigar, emptied and re-rolled, built for the long session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the fully-committed roller — the one whose rotation never stops, who treats the ritual with the seriousness it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe statement works because it’s absolute. There’s no “sometimes” in “about that life” — it’s a flag planted, a lane claimed, a lifestyle with its own uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it when the session is the plan and the plan is the session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/pages\/420-friendly\"\u003ethe 420-friendly collection\u003c\/a\u003e — weed humor and cannabis statements, straight from the culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/collections\/shop-420-friendly\"\u003eShop 420-Friendly\u003c\/a\u003e — cannabis statement wear for the smokers, the chill, and the unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment details \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZip Hoodie — Gildan 18600\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50\/50 cotton-poly blend with medium-heavy 8 oz fabric for warmth and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKnit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull metal zipper and adjustable hood with drawstring for easy layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious front pockets; runs true to size with classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTF wrist prints and optional left-chest embroidery; sewn-in label; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67736489034094,"sku":"20511335170942081059","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67736489066862,"sku":"25779471552026010471","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67736489099630,"sku":"17836405634815223628","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67736489132398,"sku":"28649310781051731556","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67736489165166,"sku":"68792368820856982643","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67736489197934,"sku":"23671718934126944534","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67736489230702,"sku":"32158063694111741720","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67736489263470,"sku":"22981277727150530039","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67736489296238,"sku":"18568497139936753383","price":52.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67736489329006,"sku":"70131165108453699565","price":52.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67736489361774,"sku":"13858124095575398317","price":52.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67736489394542,"sku":"23316406919047574849","price":52.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/15518877568250432299_2048.jpg?v=1791853329","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/im-about-that-blunt-life-life-zip-hoodie","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}