{"product_id":"im-about-that-blunt-life-sweatshirt","title":"I'm About That Blunt Life —  Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"std-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I’m About That Blunt Life” is a commitment ceremony in one sentence — not trying it, not curious, about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“About that life” is the slang for full commitment — no dabbling, no explaining. And the blunt is the instrument of choice: the hollowed-out cigar, emptied and re-rolled, built for the long session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the fully-committed roller — the one whose rotation never stops, who treats the ritual with the seriousness it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe statement works because it’s absolute. There’s no “sometimes” in “about that life” — it’s a flag planted, a lane claimed, a lifestyle with its own uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it when the session is the plan and the plan is the session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/pages\/420-friendly\"\u003ethe 420-friendly collection\u003c\/a\u003e — weed humor and cannabis statements, straight from the culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/collections\/shop-420-friendly\"\u003eShop 420-Friendly\u003c\/a\u003e — cannabis statement wear for the smokers, the chill, and the unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment details \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt — Gildan 18000\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for durability and warmth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double-needle stitched seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67732402143598,"sku":"19235366068017369197","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67732402176366,"sku":"19338289227294556787","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67732402209134,"sku":"63048130473589867492","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67732402241902,"sku":"91314566518420549315","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67732402274670,"sku":"99516890895488823354","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67732402307438,"sku":"56082714782526813821","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67732402340206,"sku":"14137870513843589135","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67732402372974,"sku":"21487486303412964938","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67732402405742,"sku":"27433233111290437797","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67732402438510,"sku":"26528537695747289892","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67732402471278,"sku":"22433911307520721202","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67732402504046,"sku":"31013346456995042665","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/7117951395403403840_2048.jpg?v=1791832016","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/im-about-that-blunt-life-sweatshirt","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}