{"product_id":"im-from-the-whoreish-side-of-the-family-hilarious-family-pride-sweatshirt","title":"I'm From the Whoreish Side of the Family - Hilarious Family Pride Sweatshirt","description":"Soft, slouchy, and unapologetically honest — this crewneck reads like the family story you laugh about later. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend sits warm and cozy, with a classic cut that layers easily over tees or under jackets. Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape after repeats in the wash, while the tubular knit body feels smooth against the skin. The bold front text makes a cheeky, confident statement without shouting; it’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for on laid-back days, late-night hangs, or when you want to lean into humor at family gatherings. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes mean comfort you can feel good about wearing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery placement available: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Made from 8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²) 50\/50 cotton-poly blend with Heather Sport at 60% polyester\/40% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and safety-compliant materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":53627763687790,"sku":"13720926960991774964","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53627763720558,"sku":"96703732813955783632","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53627763753326,"sku":"18235217562104980466","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53627763786094,"sku":"11489935853918447998","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53627763818862,"sku":"14592941398567413259","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53627763851630,"sku":"19093847687746826608","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53627763884398,"sku":"28486517070576956844","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Orange","offer_id":53627763917166,"sku":"20675215200618554856","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":53627763949934,"sku":"16707926906249567698","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53627763982702,"sku":"11071943697076442666","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":53627764015470,"sku":"31892952024052813762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53627764048238,"sku":"32685724626793014821","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53627764081006,"sku":"58983278108921157993","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53627764113774,"sku":"52769303135052695726","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":53627764146542,"sku":"17785667083202455079","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":53627764179310,"sku":"31233323203517511721","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":53627764212078,"sku":"26530616166578013519","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53627764244846,"sku":"26051678185871731561","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53627764277614,"sku":"16890310668742580342","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53627764310382,"sku":"17804419428804372322","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53627764343150,"sku":"10412726889234685846","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53627764375918,"sku":"24373363908023491512","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53627764408686,"sku":"21120037597916116700","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Orange","offer_id":53627764441454,"sku":"10270572743727483223","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":53627764474222,"sku":"11787704198709626761","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53627764506990,"sku":"15482895503488248825","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":53627764539758,"sku":"43866410719035239806","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53627764572526,"sku":"53196680909948631625","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53627764605294,"sku":"32156140287300508860","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53627764638062,"sku":"26767304816260931436","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":53627764670830,"sku":"46128087849334405326","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":53627764703598,"sku":"30882882822094525688","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":53627764736366,"sku":"11695964054417463883","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53627764769134,"sku":"22231409283162020998","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53627764801902,"sku":"92263640471961301886","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53627764834670,"sku":"24566078715770972036","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53627764867438,"sku":"54557995371954139167","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53627764900206,"sku":"31731555078584700356","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53627764932974,"sku":"25720531544550710862","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Orange","offer_id":53627764965742,"sku":"13414167183592698998","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":53627764998510,"sku":"32734867869102497123","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53627765031278,"sku":"91808227132214041368","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":53627765064046,"sku":"24128975605793013674","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53627765096814,"sku":"10048891628476914180","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53627765129582,"sku":"32922547413906441060","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53627765162350,"sku":"55220820476549864706","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":53627765195118,"sku":"58262128123973401554","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":53627765227886,"sku":"28298243681431348559","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53627765260654,"sku":"31611558097834578535","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53627765293422,"sku":"31935085044706711083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53627765326190,"sku":"16235397758664829676","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53627765358958,"sku":"17206049405950423178","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53627765391726,"sku":"97921298529850092750","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53627765424494,"sku":"20720314204023823531","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53627765457262,"sku":"94654241053493003095","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Orange","offer_id":53627765490030,"sku":"30257918547195547378","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53627765522798,"sku":"27289735693953193461","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53627765555566,"sku":"33352942255066694680","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53627765588334,"sku":"35775475647073647346","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53627765621102,"sku":"30467682203673116058","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53627765653870,"sku":"19809736383992954480","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53627765686638,"sku":"15106990868594302567","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53627765719406,"sku":"24215202797029111390","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53627765752174,"sku":"10426226674735260414","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53627765784942,"sku":"28389939409314766346","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53627765817710,"sku":"38352824898917147701","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53627765850478,"sku":"27234961342883892314","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53627765883246,"sku":"31160983903846314142","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53627765916014,"sku":"39818825129313286227","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53627765948782,"sku":"26605231804465209457","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53627765981550,"sku":"20097556593892006982","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Orange","offer_id":53627766014318,"sku":"13994613574639993483","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53627766047086,"sku":"17299106948548670047","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53627766079854,"sku":"10418719432288615361","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53627766112622,"sku":"95124878936700234893","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53627766145390,"sku":"23704262976004224198","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53627766178158,"sku":"21530777108386351776","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53627766210926,"sku":"66315624918977098644","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53627766243694,"sku":"21418302692359181351","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53627766276462,"sku":"29172513531163275377","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53627766309230,"sku":"80440804554048556255","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53627766341998,"sku":"20756946465769073671","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53627766374766,"sku":"19878805320007063527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53627766407534,"sku":"11842232478041740728","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53627766440302,"sku":"19234915132746835246","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53627766473070,"sku":"62071617947451326072","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53627766505838,"sku":"10319303676223819869","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Orange","offer_id":53627766538606,"sku":"30760106021493088334","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53627766571374,"sku":"19818250106183563867","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53627766604142,"sku":"18212923901264714469","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53627766636910,"sku":"22825762630530503528","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53627766669678,"sku":"60022325364277574505","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53627766702446,"sku":"37663223224321014989","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53627766735214,"sku":"31272394806803001771","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53627766767982,"sku":"24488546963610511411","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53627766800750,"sku":"91885418951763438406","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/1644433452544608152_2048.jpg?v=1776185919","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/im-from-the-whoreish-side-of-the-family-hilarious-family-pride-sweatshirt","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}