{"product_id":"ion-i-dont-argue-with-silly-bitches-funny-statement-sweatshirt","title":"ION (I Don't) Argue With Silly Bitches - Funny Statement Sweatshirt","description":"Soft, cozy, and a little bit sassy — this crewneck pulls on like a familiar friend and speaks your mood without shouting. The clean white sweatshirt features bold, hand-lettered text across the chest with a playful red strike-through that flips the message into something sharp and witty. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels substantial and warm, while the tubular knit construction and ribbed collar keep the silhouette tidy after washes. Wear it on lazy coffee runs, low-key hangouts, or when you want your outfit to do the talking while you stay comfortably casual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² fabric for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery available on left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels with DTG prints elsewhere\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets major safety and compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":53562118832494,"sku":"18749908328394321141","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53562118865262,"sku":"70866519221747801100","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53562118898030,"sku":"58132881157300645960","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53562118930798,"sku":"21264539126078364525","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53562118963566,"sku":"19879591855287905742","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53562118996334,"sku":"18000506244619462178","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":53562119029102,"sku":"62265629885917427968","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53562119061870,"sku":"70664415033851040676","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":53562119094638,"sku":"17136639954990858727","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53562119127406,"sku":"33167094539707984310","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53562119160174,"sku":"43209670131383734076","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53562119192942,"sku":"24298456002515212010","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":53562119225710,"sku":"68010611519113460826","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":53562119258478,"sku":"18735202907717379285","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":53562119291246,"sku":"31316387884280587528","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53562119324014,"sku":"11841178991190171723","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":53562119356782,"sku":"12490420568858882954","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53562119389550,"sku":"28252109632759464787","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53562119422318,"sku":"29402794109705108189","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53562119455086,"sku":"32478028578572005166","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53562119487854,"sku":"24077055454874282980","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53562119520622,"sku":"12455464483059490208","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":53562119553390,"sku":"87004899028884851747","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53562119586158,"sku":"27137435089516307401","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":53562119618926,"sku":"27752662847637122037","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53562119651694,"sku":"29269745849912730167","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53562119684462,"sku":"29667780605414653928","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53562119717230,"sku":"77695817541006823304","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":53562119749998,"sku":"22101904503520527773","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":53562119782766,"sku":"28798998146752970528","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":53562119815534,"sku":"14784492900035349978","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53562119848302,"sku":"33166580763251849253","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":53562119881070,"sku":"11062086143561823260","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53562119913838,"sku":"14976679039718731268","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53562119946606,"sku":"10975993251802542227","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53562119979374,"sku":"95222901537860725347","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53562120012142,"sku":"29062087752722241030","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53562120044910,"sku":"45405791193420966919","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":53562120077678,"sku":"44370983368858863326","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53562120110446,"sku":"29419499901750003876","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":53562120143214,"sku":"27734054351890842755","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53562120175982,"sku":"26940389504857192116","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53562120208750,"sku":"29751636412556352904","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53562120241518,"sku":"15211437483437877373","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":53562120274286,"sku":"19190260268354892776","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":53562120307054,"sku":"30326283625490719718","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":53562120339822,"sku":"99992930336678911139","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53562120372590,"sku":"16869229808973543603","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53562120405358,"sku":"31271519317202656615","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53562120438126,"sku":"96505221247112833482","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53562120470894,"sku":"32097163599912820368","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53562120503662,"sku":"33096709256296410077","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53562120536430,"sku":"18667971176636355763","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53562120569198,"sku":"78200452680030007368","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53562120601966,"sku":"91007093264063178601","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53562120634734,"sku":"15229338562886774372","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53562120667502,"sku":"32217380687885883610","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53562120700270,"sku":"36845782760844693794","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53562120733038,"sku":"70681867354388890662","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53562120765806,"sku":"28041716646326673352","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53562120798574,"sku":"12014058706127319210","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53562120831342,"sku":"17677703432733468382","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53562120864110,"sku":"68007225483264143833","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53562120896878,"sku":"29705175149811832444","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53562120929646,"sku":"16129954472743151206","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53562120962414,"sku":"33021098295122571502","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53562120995182,"sku":"19588441945780855077","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53562121027950,"sku":"26126220441756082107","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53562121060718,"sku":"57441459036791348951","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53562121093486,"sku":"20746651520839021675","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53562121126254,"sku":"32785520686438580156","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53562121159022,"sku":"84273911537778467933","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53562121191790,"sku":"28320399771790424783","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53562121224558,"sku":"72330931314143608783","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53562121257326,"sku":"14131198307733768281","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53562121290094,"sku":"26620756816514108695","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53562121322862,"sku":"24083432990019140091","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53562121355630,"sku":"20209289212166922160","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53562121388398,"sku":"27766926848407626862","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53562121421166,"sku":"33114318240725553406","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53562121453934,"sku":"33047200720272943207","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":53562121486702,"sku":"59274668126170670736","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53562121519470,"sku":"29476281373365562479","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":53562121552238,"sku":"14359493354585820849","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53562121585006,"sku":"23261936885134383045","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53562121617774,"sku":"93579451892442634090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53562121650542,"sku":"73392908462478542043","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53562121683310,"sku":"27730475904233363510","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53562121716078,"sku":"19565026243033197870","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53562121748846,"sku":"89339300116960635357","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53562121781614,"sku":"17897422482571510109","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53562121814382,"sku":"22080486684611644233","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":53562121847150,"sku":"22088062840620128635","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53562121879918,"sku":"47430251907758730060","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53562121912686,"sku":"69098587948413942319","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":53562121945454,"sku":"19845933374640651504","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/2650820554179079839_2048.jpg?v=1774750689","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/ion-i-dont-argue-with-silly-bitches-funny-statement-sweatshirt","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}