{"product_id":"ion-i-dont-f-ck-with-mean-bitches-bold-sarcastic-hoodie","title":"ION (I Don't) FUCK WITH MEAN BITCHES - Bold Sarcastic Hoodie","description":"A bold, unapologetic hoodie made to speak plain truth with a wink. This medium-weight pullover wraps you in soft, durable warmth while its confident graphic — cheeky text with a red-slashed word — broadcasts a playful no-nonsense attitude. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep you cozy on cool walks or late-night hangs. Subtle details like color-matched drawcords, tear-away label, and clean tubular construction make it comfortable enough for daily wear and durable enough to stay part of your rotation. Let this hoodie do the talking when you’d rather keep it short and real.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fabric for warmth and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner fit and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed bold front graphic; optional embroidery on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and compliant material safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53548375212398,"sku":"17690200193989992555","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53548375245166,"sku":"29878596083716718244","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53548375277934,"sku":"26804030907149281793","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53548375310702,"sku":"25616242367362249528","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53548375343470,"sku":"17145941614490173253","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":53548375376238,"sku":"30020672438642172848","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":53548375409006,"sku":"29866087952521763795","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":53548375441774,"sku":"22785328988598666688","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":53548375474542,"sku":"28241152311399422745","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53548375507310,"sku":"21979249218780284116","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53548375540078,"sku":"84205945753137493070","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53548375572846,"sku":"81943775346554094377","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":53548375605614,"sku":"23968100428799980008","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53548375638382,"sku":"30841453956699061680","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53548375671150,"sku":"31290098158449026418","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53548375703918,"sku":"87897056132029845708","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53548375736686,"sku":"28374412695853045663","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53548375769454,"sku":"23315293470537149090","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":53548375802222,"sku":"12299913930903927307","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":53548375834990,"sku":"23984804466228797564","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":53548375867758,"sku":"51402726154195845446","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":53548375900526,"sku":"11174386628899111637","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53548375933294,"sku":"26698127608933762901","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53548375966062,"sku":"10200679399294805162","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53548375998830,"sku":"17772644266899555572","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":53548376031598,"sku":"66178240236878131527","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53548376064366,"sku":"18670178932874337677","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53548376097134,"sku":"32453384842698669918","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53548376129902,"sku":"75268512246527040507","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53548376162670,"sku":"64210235673396397792","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53548376195438,"sku":"28143616111000709611","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":53548376228206,"sku":"11472953532001019614","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":53548376260974,"sku":"23766776509751469656","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":53548376293742,"sku":"13742745370929474548","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":53548376326510,"sku":"23674202822332634400","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53548376359278,"sku":"10362779140494805155","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53548376392046,"sku":"14915602512724619372","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53548376424814,"sku":"24336122406526106502","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":53548376457582,"sku":"38613798160865032496","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53548376490350,"sku":"18139215257043329330","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53548376523118,"sku":"69870679411644457809","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53548376555886,"sku":"11549600484331322386","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53548376588654,"sku":"14560960229359335425","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53548376621422,"sku":"15060054738226869351","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":53548376654190,"sku":"13871725475666228237","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":53548376686958,"sku":"77979343062434534887","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":53548376719726,"sku":"20838631793161434969","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":53548376752494,"sku":"19629144146941354279","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53548376785262,"sku":"32045360453306967200","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53548376818030,"sku":"16977770080021079222","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53548376850798,"sku":"29477419519714998583","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":53548376883566,"sku":"20470379813589179985","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548376916334,"sku":"14138179136901992448","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548376949102,"sku":"15082950999008472474","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548376981870,"sku":"75797215410913213649","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377014638,"sku":"64639574361502083256","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377047406,"sku":"14595857890656640861","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377080174,"sku":"25929672631406526524","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377112942,"sku":"10439928441251060513","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377145710,"sku":"25963786740458119551","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377178478,"sku":"30847987377556472478","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377211246,"sku":"98446137837881081574","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377244014,"sku":"21936200537097337944","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":53548377276782,"sku":"23449918627339242442","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377309550,"sku":"50958719224906954899","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377342318,"sku":"13267254522881232766","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377375086,"sku":"31846031283361233978","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377407854,"sku":"30984969137249654448","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377440622,"sku":"26900880675188018118","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377473390,"sku":"16911113080044986625","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377506158,"sku":"47886828973342178599","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377538926,"sku":"18478010138421833965","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377571694,"sku":"15751512558542055497","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377604462,"sku":"76230335732376649552","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377637230,"sku":"27047504704938263497","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":53548377669998,"sku":"18864756745912459871","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377702766,"sku":"16415200055256939288","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377735534,"sku":"47781378494574594646","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377768302,"sku":"31019898023474180721","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377801070,"sku":"48881312034570003128","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377833838,"sku":"28629266227028123745","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377866606,"sku":"14134593311734205940","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377899374,"sku":"69748712189218550165","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377932142,"sku":"47014223811152528395","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377964910,"sku":"47713098845756811546","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548377997678,"sku":"24084736456384692295","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548378030446,"sku":"20132110099032294503","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":53548378063214,"sku":"23731252164057284641","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378095982,"sku":"23923877670593618874","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378128750,"sku":"21485443160624253309","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378161518,"sku":"25888167372174285985","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378194286,"sku":"33491076048330704000","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378227054,"sku":"22640189015577502797","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378259822,"sku":"91463022762003189305","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378292590,"sku":"18793180812803765956","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378325358,"sku":"17455051657178569309","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378358126,"sku":"24061069573985479274","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378390894,"sku":"14837457407129368190","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378423662,"sku":"21723207470362949196","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 5XL","offer_id":53548378456430,"sku":"86856132266564062551","price":44.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/7490119766156385149_2048.jpg?v=1774499590","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/ion-i-dont-f-ck-with-mean-bitches-bold-sarcastic-hoodie","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}