{"product_id":"it-aint-no-thang-but-a-chicken-wang-funny-statement-pullover","title":"It Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang — Funny Statement Pullover","description":"This casual hooded sweatshirt carries a blunt, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest that reads “I’M TOO EFN BUSY TO BE BOTHERED.” It’s a roomy, medium-heavy pullover built for cool days and slow mornings — soft on the skin, warm without being bulky. The clean white backdrop and bold black lettering give it a minimalist, street-ready look that pairs with jeans, joggers, or lounging at home. The kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add everyday comfort, while quality printing and optional embroidery details keep the design crisp wash after wash. Wear it when you want to announce your mood without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric (8 oz\/yd²) for warmth and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit\u003cbr\u003e- Color-matched double-lined hood with woven drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printing options; embroidery available on chest and wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO‑TEX and safety-compliant dyes; ethically sourced cotton and tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53561308512622,"sku":"86559618493892346497","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53561308545390,"sku":"24799829282335661339","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53561308578158,"sku":"46347042103254780631","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53561308610926,"sku":"31396776939956826221","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53561308643694,"sku":"32532068036262913114","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":53561308676462,"sku":"22692154510356247606","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":53561308709230,"sku":"80388355958550053128","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":53561308741998,"sku":"26365906032355543670","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":53561308774766,"sku":"23451906366969191251","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53561308807534,"sku":"14852622702209580464","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53561308840302,"sku":"22845883004805266778","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53561308873070,"sku":"21908451496318615050","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":53561308905838,"sku":"18465983167567674477","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53561308938606,"sku":"28652476447018097719","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53561308971374,"sku":"27884753520694690354","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53561309004142,"sku":"11756164295075670570","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53561309036910,"sku":"32223609931230568532","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53561309069678,"sku":"27992666548009355469","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":53561309102446,"sku":"17969331552122972381","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":53561309135214,"sku":"77586333200287710587","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":53561309167982,"sku":"21268568861346476658","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":53561309200750,"sku":"68977362584464097411","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53561309233518,"sku":"94764023439062618689","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53561309266286,"sku":"12215186946515848941","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53561309299054,"sku":"60283290051891317512","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":53561309331822,"sku":"15635025359522964166","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53561309364590,"sku":"17562257343409562523","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53561309397358,"sku":"16886731829651245050","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53561309430126,"sku":"31238180309079525980","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53561309462894,"sku":"16769845331579819101","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53561309495662,"sku":"40359449292953678466","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":53561309528430,"sku":"36891615353683096774","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":53561309561198,"sku":"33259573491583071039","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":53561309593966,"sku":"11624347615031311021","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":53561309626734,"sku":"68173416736832936509","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53561309659502,"sku":"21745791511164266726","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53561309692270,"sku":"28159871206596947545","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53561309725038,"sku":"31913476247797972203","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":53561309757806,"sku":"14607150703261251515","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53561309790574,"sku":"33291216386565605694","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53561309823342,"sku":"74433931693185363968","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53561309856110,"sku":"40947396467771920721","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53561309888878,"sku":"42246259078552853194","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53561309921646,"sku":"17401380667968533930","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":53561309954414,"sku":"26852114363330078284","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":53561309987182,"sku":"18813693330962450194","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":53561310019950,"sku":"31015899689890551358","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":53561310052718,"sku":"28738852878283985092","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53561310085486,"sku":"28115425447708531916","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53561310118254,"sku":"91662397418486583445","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53561310151022,"sku":"44966447404668633125","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":53561310183790,"sku":"14045529304686923301","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310216558,"sku":"10691572044759300772","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310249326,"sku":"18436637853044915941","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310282094,"sku":"26245376802245225650","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310314862,"sku":"14403265682493567273","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310347630,"sku":"32891394199798668917","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310380398,"sku":"20541473533243458169","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310413166,"sku":"33062287116424665288","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310445934,"sku":"12350519822086022293","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310478702,"sku":"24850646651081120929","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310511470,"sku":"28852070504587013490","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310544238,"sku":"83717951814568111123","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":53561310577006,"sku":"13323900669315421596","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310609774,"sku":"21689899922294377449","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310642542,"sku":"14280707645679198683","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310675310,"sku":"19907134461927080064","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310708078,"sku":"28159025755532589541","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310740846,"sku":"51648723595636062787","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310773614,"sku":"10432369497179217312","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310806382,"sku":"68563301267548208542","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310839150,"sku":"14957798903824829831","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310871918,"sku":"21115301958720088286","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310904686,"sku":"28735463561673545332","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310937454,"sku":"41736296830801356579","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":53561310970222,"sku":"32729668760382182933","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311002990,"sku":"21479740153770959517","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311035758,"sku":"25887384074833692569","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311068526,"sku":"98587004011139602335","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311101294,"sku":"33591598623116474269","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311134062,"sku":"36712396273145882557","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311166830,"sku":"27565769861804125888","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311199598,"sku":"14453544393102651485","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311232366,"sku":"19819392369953247243","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311265134,"sku":"77288284187272168239","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311297902,"sku":"34010678223611071797","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311330670,"sku":"14447576416673582980","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":53561311363438,"sku":"51083647028779283052","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311396206,"sku":"90476239874262719371","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311428974,"sku":"31938600779731763172","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311461742,"sku":"32508270017265168950","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311494510,"sku":"30449354293710997508","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311527278,"sku":"27097665056974122851","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311560046,"sku":"19055953285714899142","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311592814,"sku":"10349925545495172423","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311625582,"sku":"51548997044188774564","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311658350,"sku":"15634981751280998093","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311691118,"sku":"33240820857067105788","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311723886,"sku":"47510490685563445911","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 5XL","offer_id":53561311756654,"sku":"62143241425098028724","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7182\/5262\/files\/14456362620711414272_2048.jpg?v=1774709472","url":"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/products\/it-aint-no-thang-but-a-chicken-wang-funny-statement-pullover","provider":"Street Talk Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}