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They cannot stand that you are glad, so they reach for the gladness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is worn by the joy guardian — the person who rebuilt their happiness after a heavy season and now protects it like the treasure it is. The healed one, the laughing one, the one whose peace is new enough to be careful with and old enough to defend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat defense, in the prayer tradition, is a covering: you do not just feel joy, you keep it under blessing, the way the church has always prayed protection over what God restored. Wearing this statement is gratitude with a guard posted — faith that joy can be both celebrated and covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stance it declares is bright and unbothered: my joy is mine, it is covered, and it is not available for theft. 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