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The culture knows the difference between a covering prayer and a curse wearing church clothes — and this statement was written by somebody who knows it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is for the resilient one — the person who kept going under quiet opposition, who felt the room's real temperature and built anyway. You are still here, still trying, and in the dictionary's own old-school wisdom, nothin' beats a failure but a try — you kept trying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt matters because real prayer, in the tradition this line comes from, covers people — it does not compete with them. 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