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This bold hip-hop Bible parody commandment delivers that warning in the King James cadence that the gravity of this particular piece of lived wisdom has always deserved.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn hip-hop and urban street vernacular, petty describes someone who operates on a small, retaliatory, and obsessively score-keeping level — who cannot let anything go, who responds to every perceived slight with a calculated, small-minded move, and who dedicates more energy to getting even over minor offenses than to anything that actually builds their life. A Petty Bitch takes that energy to its fullest and most exhausting expression. The street commandment tradition in hip-hop has always honored hard-earned cultural wisdom by giving it the gravity of law — and this statement does that for the petty warning that everyone in the culture has lived through at some point and will recognize instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eStreet Talk Designs documents the real language of hip-hop and urban street culture — rooted in the over 10,000 entries of Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. This is urban street vernacular worn by the ones who live it every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis statement is documented in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streettalkdesigns.com\/pages\/spiritual-unfiltered\"\u003eThe Slang Academy\u003c\/a\u003e — the cultural home where the real language of hip-hop street culture is honored in statements that carry the weight of lived truth delivered with the authority of a commandment that the culture has always known and now finally has in writing.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft breathable feel. Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention. Side seams for structure and longer-lasting fit. Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation — REACH certified materials. Prints produced via DTF or DTG for crisp vibrant text. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C\/90F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. 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