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This hip-hop Bible parody formats that prohibition as a commandment — because at this point it absolutely should be.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn Black financial culture and the hip-hop tradition of protecting your bag with the same seriousness you protect everything else in your life, playing with someone's bread is a specific, serious offense. Bread equals survival. Bread equals the work, the hustle, the sacrifice that went into earning it. The mock King James \"eth\" suffix makes it funny. The financial conviction underneath it is completely real and has been since the first day someone had to work for what they have.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eStreet Talk Designs documents the real language of hip-hop and urban street culture — rooted in the over 10,000 entries of Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. 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