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It carries the same matter-of-fact warning the dictionary records in “don’t play yaself” — don’t try something you’ll regret — turned outward and spoken by the one being protected, which is exactly what makes it hit different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKids who don’t play about their parent are grown proof the raising worked — the protection that covered them coming up, handed right back with interest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearing it is part flex, part love letter. 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