Allergic To Grimy Bitches — Sarcastic Sassy Statement T-Shirt
Can spot it before it starts
Some behavior gives itself away fast. This tee names it on sight — zero tolerance for shady, underhanded energy, no second chances required.
Lightweight and direct, it's for anyone who trusts their gut and doesn't look back.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Allergic To Grimy Bitches' mean?
It's a sarcastic way of rejecting shady, underhanded, or disloyal behavior on sight, with zero patience for a second chance.
Who is this for?
Anyone who's been burned by shady behavior before and wants to wear their boundary with humor.
How should I style this T-shirt?
Tuck it into high-waisted jeans for a clean daytime look, or wear it oversized for comfort.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift for someone who's over shady people?
Yes — it's a funny, honest gift for anyone who's done giving chances to dishonest or shady people.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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