Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement Sweatshirt
“Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” Sweatshirt — the sarcastic statement
“Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” reads like a posted sign: the nonsense stops at the door, and the ellipsis is the pause before the ruling.
Calling something bullshit is calling it out — fake talk, excuses, performances, all of it. “Strictly prohibited” upgrades the complaint to policy: this isn’t a mood, it’s a rule.
This is for the one who’s heard every version of the story and isn’t buying any of them — the friend who fact-checks with a look.
The sarcasm is the formality: it borrows the language of a posted notice to say what a sigh can’t. Official-looking, fully personal.
Wear it where the nonsense tends to gather — the door it guards is yours.
Shop Sarcastic Unfiltered — unfiltered sarcastic statement wear for the no-nonsense.
Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” mean?
It’s a posted-sign style ban on nonsense — fake talk, excuses, and performances are not admitted here. The ellipsis is the pause before the ruling; “strictly prohibited” makes a personal boundary sound like law.
Is this playful or a real warning?
Both — that’s the sarcasm. The formality is the joke: it borrows the language of an official notice to deliver a personal verdict. Funny on the chest, fully meant underneath.
What makes this a good gift?
For the no-nonsense one — the friend who sees through every excuse, the coworker who keeps it real. Birthdays, just-because, for the person whose patience for nonsense ran out.
Where can I wear this?
Wherever the unfiltered register fits: casual days, nights out, anywhere the room can handle the language. The profanity means reading the room first.
How should I style this?
Keep it stark — black sweatshirt, dark denim, boots, and the look of somebody who already read the fine print.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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