Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement Sweatshirt
“Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited” Sweatshirt — the sarcastic statement
“Fuckery is strictly prohibited” turns your personal space into a posted zone — no foolishness, no nonsense, no shenanigans past this point.
“Fuckery” is documented slang for anything ridiculous, nonsensical, or unjust — the umbrella term for every mess you didn't invite. “Strictly prohibited” is the official language of the sign on the gate: this is policy, not preference.
This is for the one who ran out of warnings — the friend whose patience used to stretch and now snaps on sight.
The sarcasm is the formality: dressing a profane word in the language of a posted notice. It's funny because it's official — and official because it's not funny anymore.
Wear it like the sign on your property line — because the foolishness was getting out of hand and somebody had to legislate.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “fuckery is strictly prohibited” mean?
“Fuckery” covers every ridiculous, nonsensical situation — documented slang for foolishness, nonsense, and injustice. “Strictly prohibited” makes it policy: none of it gets past you anymore.
Is it a joke or a rule?
Both — that's the sarcasm. The formality is the joke: a profane street word dressed in the language of a posted notice. Funny on the chest, policy in practice.
What makes this a good gift?
For the no-nonsense one — the friend with a posted zone around their peace. Housewarmings, birthdays, for the one who runs a tight ship.
Where can I wear this?
Everywhere foolishness gathers: family functions, cookouts, nights out. The profanity means reading the room first.
How should I style this?
Keep it crisp — dark jeans, clean sneakers, and the posture of a posted sign. The distressed print does the talking.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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