Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie front flat-lay: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie back view: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie fabric detail close-up: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 4: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 5: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 6: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 7: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 8: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 9: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 10: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 11: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 12: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited — Hoodie alternate view 13: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, white distressed block print with asterisk-masked U, white print on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Cultural Context

“fuckery” is documented as nonsense, foolishness, or underhanded trickery — behaviors and situations that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible (Dictionary.com; slang references); first recorded mid-20th century; the phrase pairs the catch-all term with a prohibition notice, turning a personal boundary into a posted public rule.

Fuckery...Is Stricly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement Hoodie

“Fuckery Is Stricly Prohibited” Hoodie — the sarcastic statement

Hoodie · Street Talk Designs

$44.99

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About This Piece

“Fuckery...Is Stricly Prohibited” is the house rule posted on the chest: nonsense, foolishness, and underhanded games are not welcome past this point.

Fuckery is the catch-all for everything that wastes your time — the lies, the drama, the schemes, the people who move funny. Posting it as a prohibition turns a personal boundary into a public notice: read the sign before you approach.

This is for the one who’s done being the audience for other people’s chaos — the friend who stopped answering the “you won’t believe this” calls.

The sarcasm is the official tone — it reads like a posted ordinance, which makes it funnier, because everybody knows the fuckery keeps showing up anyway. The sign doesn’t stop it; it just documents the violation.

Wear it anywhere the nonsense gathers — family functions, the group chat made flesh, any room that needs a posted policy.

Shop Sarcastic — sarcastic statement wear for the quick-witted and the unbothered.

Garment details & care

Hoodie — Gildan 18500

Product features:

50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements

Care instructions:

Tumble dry: medium
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What does “Fuckery...Is Stricly Prohibited” mean?

It’s a posted boundary: nonsense, foolishness, and shady games are not allowed around the wearer. Fuckery is the catch-all for everything that wastes your time — this is the sign on the door.

Is it a joke or a real warning?

Both. It’s funny because it’s printed like an official ordinance — and it’s real because the wearer genuinely means it.

What makes this a good gift?

For the one who’s done with drama — the friend who stopped picking up the chaos calls, anybody who guards their peace. Birthdays, just-because, “protect your energy” days.

Where can I wear this?

Anywhere the nonsense gathers: cookouts, family functions, group trips. It sets the tone before you say a word.

How should I style this?

Casual and unbothered — jeans, sneakers, and the calm of somebody whose boundaries are already posted.

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