Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement T-Shirt
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“Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” is a posted rule for the wearer's personal space — nonsense, lies, excuses, and spin are hereby banned, effective immediately.
The ellipsis is the whole personality: it is the pause where the wearer looks at you, decides, and then stamps the verdict. “Strictly prohibited” borrows the voice of official signage, which makes the ban funnier — nobody can enforce it, but everybody understands it.
This is for the one whose tolerance for games expired a long time ago — the friend who can smell an excuse three sentences before it finishes.
The sarcasm is the bureaucracy. Treating nonsense like a policy violation turns everyday foolishness into an offense with paperwork, and the wearer into the entire enforcement department.
Wear it as a standing notice — posted on the chest, binding on everybody who reads it.
Shop Sarcastic — sarcastic statement wear for the quick-witted and the unbothered.
Garment details & care
T-Shirt — Bella+Canvas 3001
Product features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable wear
- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for long-lasting shape
- Printed chest design with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for clear, vibrant detail
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for added comfort and durability
- Ethically produced (REACH certified, responsible manufacturing, Honduras origin)
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” mean?
It is a posted ban on nonsense — lies, excuses, spin, and drama are not allowed in the wearer's vicinity. The “strictly prohibited” framing copies official signage, which is the joke: it is a rule nobody can enforce but everybody understands.
Is it a compliment or shade?
Pure shade with a smirk. It is not aimed at one person — it is aimed at the entire category of nonsense. Anybody who feels targeted probably knows why.
What makes this a good gift?
For the no-nonsense one — the friend who calls out excuses on sight, the coworker who keeps the group honest. Birthdays, just-because, any day somebody needs backup for their boundaries.
Where can I wear this?
Everyday wear, casual Fridays, cookouts, errands — anywhere a posted notice belongs. It is unfiltered, so grown-folks settings fit best.
How should I style this?
Keep it plain and let the notice lead — dark jeans, clean sneakers, and the look of somebody who is not accepting applications for foolishness today. The shirt is the policy, so the rest of the outfit can stay neutral.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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