Allergic To Police Bitches
Never picks up that phone
Some people reach for a friend when things go sideways. Others reach for a phone and dial for backup they were never supposed to need. This hoodie draws a hard line between the two, and it doesn't apologize for where it lands.
Cozy and unflinching, it's built for the person who's never once let outside authority settle something that belonged to their own people.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Allergic To Police Bitches' mean?
It's a sarcastic way of rejecting people who call or involve the police in personal or community matters instead of handling things directly.
Who is this for?
Anyone who's watched someone reach for law enforcement instead of resolving a situation among their own people, and wants to draw a hard line against it.
How should I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift for someone who values keeping things in-house?
Yes — it's a pointed, funny gift for anyone who's never once called the cops on their own people and never plans to.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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