Allergic To Police Bitches
Never picks up that phone
Some people reach for a friend when things go sideways. Others reach for a phone and dial for backup they were never supposed to need. This tee draws a hard line between the two, and it doesn't apologize for where it lands.
Lightweight and unflinching, it's built for the person who's never once let outside authority settle something that belonged to their own people.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Allergic To Police Bitches' mean?
It's a sarcastic way of rejecting people who call or involve the police in personal or community matters instead of handling things directly.
Who is this for?
Anyone who's watched someone reach for law enforcement instead of resolving a situation among their own people, and wants to draw a hard line against it.
How should I style this T-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift for someone who values keeping things in-house?
Yes — it's a pointed, funny gift for anyone who's never once called the cops on their own people and never plans to.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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