Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement Hoodie
“Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited” Hoodie — the sarcastic statement
“Fuckery... is strictly prohibited” posts the rules in plain language — nonsense has no pass here, no exceptions, no appeals. “Fuckery” is the catch-all for foolishness, games, and bullshit behavior of every stripe.
The ellipsis is the whole joke: the pause before the verdict, the sigh before the sentence. It turns a posted notice into a personality trait — read it like a sign taped to the front door of somebody’s boundaries.
This is for the boundary enforcers — the one who keeps the circle clean, cuts the games off at the door, and says the quiet policy out loud.
It’s a declaration, not a debate: no footnotes, no comment period, and the sarcasm is in how official something so unofficial sounds. Prohibited means prohibited.
Wear it where the nonsense gathers — the front of the shirt sets the terms before anybody opens their mouth.
Shop Sarcastic Unfiltered — unfiltered sarcastic statement wear for the brutally honest.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Fuckery... is strictly prohibited” mean?
It’s a posted boundary: nonsense, games, and foolish behavior are not allowed past this point. “Fuckery” covers every stripe of bullshit; “strictly prohibited” leaves no loophole.
Is it serious or sarcastic?
Serious policy, sarcastic delivery — that’s the joke. It reads like official signage for a rule nobody voted on, enforced by one person with a shirt.
What makes this a good gift?
For the boundary enforcer — the friend who keeps the circle clean and says the quiet policy out loud. Housewarmings, just-because, for the one whose peace is non-negotiable.
Where can I wear this?
Wherever the unfiltered register fits: nights out, casual days, anywhere the room can handle the language. The profanity means reading the room first.
How should I style this?
All black everything — let the white lettering do the talking. Sneakers, confidence, zero tolerance.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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