Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt front flat-lay: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt back view: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt fabric detail close-up: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 4: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 5: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 6: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 7: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 8: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 9: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 10: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 11: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 12: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 13: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 14: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 15: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — T-Shirt alternate view 16: F*CKERY... IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED — distressed white block lettering with an asterisk in place of the U, stacked three lines on black. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Cultural Context

“Fuckery” is documented slang for nonsense, bullshit, or underhanded trickery — with Jamaican-English roots glossing it as unfairness, treachery, and nonsense. “Strictly prohibited” borrows the voice of posted regulation; together they turn a personal boundary into official policy. Printed two ways across the line — full word and the asterisked dodge — same meaning either way.

Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement T-Shirt

“Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited” T-Shirt — the sarcastic statement

T-Shirt · Street Talk Designs

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About This Piece

“Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited” posts the rule nobody else had the nerve to write down — a full ban on nonsense, treachery, and general foolishness.

“Fuckery” is documented slang for nonsense, bullshit, or underhanded trickery — the exact word for the games people play. “Strictly prohibited” gives it the voice of posted regulation.

This is for the one done auditing other people’s behavior — the friend who’s seen every trick in the book and isn’t entertaining a single one.

The sarcasm is the signage: it reads like an official notice, but the only authority behind it is the wearer — and that’s more than enough.

Wear it anywhere the fuckery tends to congregate — the sign works like a filter.

Shop Sarcastic Unfiltered — unfiltered sarcastic statement wear for the brutally honest.

Garment details & care

T-Shirt — Bella+Canvas 3001

Product features:

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable wear
Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for long-lasting shape
Printed chest design with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for clear, vibrant detail
Shoulder tape and tear-away label for added comfort and durability
Ethically produced (REACH certified, responsible manufacturing, Honduras origin)

Care instructions:

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not dry clean.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What does “Fuckery...Is Strictly Prohibited” mean?

“Fuckery” is documented slang for nonsense, bullshit, or underhanded trickery. The full line is a posted ban on all of it — printed two ways across the line: full word and the asterisked dodge.

Is it a joke or a warning?

A warning wearing a joke’s uniform. The regulation format is funny; the boundary is real. Cross it and find out the sign wasn’t kidding.

What makes this a good gift?

For the friend who’s seen every trick and isn’t entertaining one more — the group’s nonsense auditor. Gag gifts, birthdays, for anyone who needs the rule posted at eye level.

Where can I wear this?

Wherever foolishness gets pitched — nights out, casual days, rooms that can handle the word. The asterisked version reads softer in mixed company.

How should I style this?

Regulation energy — black tee, jeans, and the posture of somebody already enforcing the policy.

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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.

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