Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement Hoodie
“Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” Hoodie — the sarcastic statement
“Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” is bureaucracy as a punchline — the official-sounding language of a no-nonsense zone, applied to nonsense itself.
“Bullshit” is the documented catch-all for lies, excuses, drama, and low-effort games; “strictly prohibited” is the voice of the sign on the wall. The pairing makes the boundary sound like policy — which is exactly the joke.
This is for the one whose tolerance ran out — the straight-shooter who’s done hearing the same recycled stories from the same unreliable sources.
The sarcasm is the formality: it reads like a posted regulation, but it’s really a personal policy — no fine print, no appeals process, no second chances for the foolishness.
Wear it where the foolishness tends to gather — the policy enforces itself.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
the USA
3–5 Days
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited” mean?
A personal no-nonsense policy stated like an official regulation: the lies, excuses, and drama stop here. “Bullshit” is the documented catch-all for nonsense — “strictly prohibited” turns it into a posted rule.
Is it a joke or a warning?
A warning wearing a joke’s uniform. The regulation format is funny; the boundary is real. The wearer’s done auditing other people’s excuses — the sign just makes it official.
What makes this a good gift?
The straight-shooter’s wall sign — for the friend who calls it like they see it and has run out of patience for recycled excuses. Birthdays, gag exchanges, any day somebody needs the policy posted where everyone can read it.
Where can I wear this?
Wherever nonsense gets pitched: work functions (brave ones), nights out, casual days — anywhere the room can handle the word. The profanity means reading the room first.
How should I style this?
Let the sign do the talking — black everything, sneakers, and the expression of somebody already enforcing the rule.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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