Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited — Sarcastic Statement Hoodie
Rules, Posted And Enforced
Formal language works better than informal begging, so the rule got upgraded to a full prohibition notice.
This phrase claims that boundary as official policy, honestly, a rule this consistent deserves the formal language.
It's a claim made with dry firmness, for anyone who treats their patience like a posted no-tolerance policy.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
'Bullshit...Is Strictly Prohibited' declares nonsense off-limits using the formal language of a posted sign, applied to personal tolerance instead of a building.
Who is this for?
For anyone who treats their patience like a posted no-tolerance policy
How should I style this Hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A funny gift for anyone who's made their boundaries official.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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