Allergic To Sorry Type Of Bitches
A Pattern, Not A Phase
One off day would've been forgivable, but this stopped looking like a day and started looking like a type.
This phrase claims that kind of pattern earns zero more benefit of the doubt, honestly, a type doesn't get graded on a curve.
It's a claim made with plain defiance, for anyone who's noticed the shortfall stopped being occasional and became the pattern.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
'Sorry type of,' used this way, tags someone as a whole category of chronic underperformer, not just a one-off bad day.
Who is this for?
For anyone who's noticed the shortfall stopped being occasional and became the pattern
How should I style this Hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A blunt gift for the friend who's stopped mistaking a pattern for a phase.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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