Allergic To Thirsty Bitches — Sarcastic Sassy Statement Hoodie
$44.99
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About This Piece
Soft, warm, and unapologetically bold — this hooded sweatshirt carries a cheeky, assertive message that feels like a private laugh with your closest crew. The roomy pouch pocket and double-lined hood invite you to curl up on chilly mornings, while the clean white canvas makes the black-and-red text pop with playful attitude. It drapes with a classic fit that works layered over tees or under a jacket, and the durable cotton/poly blend keeps the print crisp wash after wash. Wear it when you want cozy comfort and a little bit of edge — whether you’re grabbing coffee, running errands, or staking your claim on a cozy couch night.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durable printability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for comfort and durability
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printing options and available embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durable printability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for comfort and durability
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printing options and available embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made in
the USA
the USA
Ships in
3–5 Days
3–5 Days
Questions Answered
in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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Allergic To Thirsty Bitches — Sarcastic Sassy Statement Hoodie$44.99