Blessed Be The Bitch Who Keepeth It A Hun'ned — Funny Inspirational Sweatshirt
BLESSED BE THE BITCH WHO KEEPETH IT A HUN'NED — scripture with swagger.
"BLESSED BE THE BITCH WHO KEEPETH IT A HUN'NED" is scripture with swagger. The King James cadence meets the street's highest compliment: she keeps it all the way real.
"Blessed be" lifts the Beatitudes' blessing formula — and "keepeth it a hun'ned" is the vernacular vow of total honesty: 100%, nothing watered down. Note the exact construction — not "keep it 100," but "keepeth it a hun'ned." The whole joke lives in that one line.
Made for the brutally honest one — the friend who tells you the truth when the truth is ugly. Real ones only; the fake need not apply.
Honesty at a hundred is rare currency. Everybody claims real; few cash the check. This blesses the ones who actually do.
The blessing is earned, not given. Keepeth it a hun'ned, and wear the title.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double-needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "BLESSED BE THE BITCH WHO KEEPETH IT A HUN'NED" mean?
It's a mock-scripture blessing for the brutally honest woman. "Blessed be" borrows the King James blessing formula, and "keepeth it a hun'ned" is the street vow of total honesty — 100%, nothing watered down. Translation: blessed is she who keeps it all the way real.
Is "BLESSED BE THE BITCH WHO KEEPETH IT A HUN'NED" a compliment?
Yes — a funny one. It's a coronation, not an insult: the highest praise in the vernacular is being real, and this puts a halo on it. The tone is playful reverence.
What makes this a good gift?
For the brutally honest friend — the one who tells you the truth when it's ugly. It's the compliment she'd never accept in person, printed where she can't argue.
Where can I wear this?
Brunch, girls' night, the group chat IRL — anywhere real ones gather. It's a conversation starter with a punchline built in.
How should I style this?
Confident and unbothered. It's a statement with a wink — bold accessories, sharp casual, and the energy of someone who says what she means.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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