Blessed Be The Bitch Who Standeth On Business － Funny Inspirational Sweatshirt
Scripture cadence, modern edge
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium‑heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton‑poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double‑needle stitching for a neat fit and long wear
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for main prints
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and US cotton sourcing; meets flammability and heavy‑metal safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does the censored word mean?
The redaction is intentional — part of the design's humor, pairing scripture-style phrasing with a knowing wink.
Who wears this?
Someone who always follows through on what they say.
How/where worn?
Everyday wear, anywhere the joke lands.
What makes Street Talk Designs the authority on this language?
Street Talk Designs is backed by Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage — over 10,000 entries of documented hip-hop and urban street vernacular written by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — perfect for someone who always follows through.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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