Caution I'm Not With The Shits — Direct Warning Statement Sweatshirt
Caution I'm Not With The Shits hoodie statement
Some people post boundaries. This one posts a warning label.
I'm not with the shits means the drama, the games, and the nonsense don't get an audience here — declined at the door, no appeal.
The CAUTION framing borrows hazard-sign language on purpose: approach accordingly, or don't approach at all.
It is for the person whose patience has a posted limit and a posted sign — the one everybody knows not to test twice.
Read it once and act right. That is the entire instruction manual.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "Caution I'm Not With The Shits" mean?
It's a posted boundary in warning-sign format. 'I'm not with the shits' means the drama, the games, and the nonsense don't get an audience here — declined at the door, no appeal.
Is this aggressive or funny?
Both, on purpose. The aggression is the joke's engine — a hazard sign for your personal space. It warns people off with a grin.
What makes this a good gift?
It's for the boundary-setter, the one whose patience has a posted limit. Funny, pointed, and honest — the kind of gift that gets worn immediately.
Where can I wear this?
Everyday wear, casual outings, anywhere you want the boundary understood before a word is spoken.
How should I style this?
Street casual — jeans, cargos, sneakers. The warning label is the centerpiece; keep everything else simple.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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