Caution We Not Wit The Shits – Funny Warning Statement Hoodie
Caution We Not Wit The Shits energy statement hoodie
CAUTION WE NOT WIT THE SHITS is a posted notice — the drama, the mess, the nonsense all stop at the door.
"The shits" is street shorthand for anything bogus: gossip, games, fake energy. "We not wit it" means none of it gets in.
For the circle that keeps its peace on purpose — the friend group, the crew, the household with a zero-tolerance policy for foolishness.
Funny on the chest, serious underneath: protecting your energy starts with saying what you won't entertain.
Read the sign. Respect the sign.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "We Not Wit The Shits" mean?
"The shits" is street shorthand for anything bogus — drama, gossip, games, fake energy. "We not wit it" means none of it gets in. The caution format makes it a posted notice, not a suggestion.
Is this funny or serious?
Both, and that is the point. It is funny on the chest and serious underneath — protecting your energy starts with saying plainly what you won't entertain.
What makes this a good gift?
It is a group gift — for the friend circle, the crew, the household that keeps its peace on purpose. Matching shirts for a drama-free crew write themselves.
Where can I wear this?
Everyday wear, group outings, casual days — anywhere the door policy needs to be visible.
How should I style this?
Casual and confident — the hoodie with joggers, the tees with jeans or shorts. Let the sign do the talking.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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