Caution I'm Not Wit The Shits — Bold Warning Quote T-shirt
Not wit the shits caution statement {g}
“Not wit the shits” is a full boundary: no drama, no chaos, no conflict bait.
The caution framing makes it official — this isn't a mood, it's a policy.
“The shits” is the catch-all category: mess, foolishness, games, nonsense, all of it.
This is for the one who's opted out of everything that wastes their peace.
Read it before you bring anything their way.
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Garment details & care
Tee — Bella+Canvas 3001
Product features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable wear
- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for long-lasting shape
- Printed chest design with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for clear, vibrant detail
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for added comfort and durability
- Ethically produced (REACH certified, responsible manufacturing, Honduras origin)
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Caution: I'm Not Wit The Shits” mean?
It means drama, chaos, foolishness, and conflict are not on the menu. “The shits” is the catch-all term for mess — and this is a formal notice that none of it is welcome. Caution signs exist for a reason: so nobody claims they weren't warned.
Is this rude or just direct?
Just direct. It's not aimed at anyone in particular — it's a general perimeter, not a personal attack. The bluntness is the point: peace costs less than drama, and this states the terms upfront.
What makes this a good gift?
For the peace-protector — the friend who left the group chat, the one who stopped arguing years ago and never went back. Funny, wearable, and dead serious underneath.
Where can I wear this?
Errands, the gym, airports — anywhere strangers mistake kindness for availability.
How should I style this?
Clean and minimal. The warning-sign look reads best with simple layers: tee with jeans, hoodie with joggers.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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