Doc Said Broke Bitches Are Bad For My Wealth — Funny Health Statement T-Shirt
Doctor's Orders, Financially
The doctor's orders don't usually cover a bank account, but this one made an exception.
This phrase claims that financial self-preservation as medical advice, honestly, the diagnosis was accurate either way.
It's a claim made with comedic confidence, for anyone protecting their wallet as seriously as their health.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A comedic health-warning format applying medical language to financial boundaries around relationships.
Who is this for?
For anyone protecting their wallet as seriously as their health
How should I style this T-Shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A funny gift for the friend who takes their financial health seriously.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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