We Don't Do Fuckery－Couples Boundary T-shirt
Zero-tolerance boundary statement t-shirt
"We don't do fuckery" draws the line in the bluntest terms — no nonsense, no drama, no games.
"Fuckery" is the catch-all for foolishness, mess, and bad-faith behavior. Naming it this plainly leaves no room for misunderstanding.
The 'we' makes it a crew standard — everybody in the circle knows the policy.
This is for the one whose peace is non-negotiable and whose tolerance for nonsense ran out years ago.
Zero fuckery. Full peace.
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Garment details & care
T-shirt — Bella Canvas 3001
Product features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable wear
- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for long-lasting shape
- Printed chest design with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for clear, vibrant detail
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for added comfort and durability
- Ethically produced (REACH certified, responsible manufacturing, Honduras origin)
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "We Don't Do Fuckery" mean?
It's a boundary stated bluntly: no nonsense, no drama, no bad-faith behavior — in this house, this crew, this relationship. 'Fuckery' is the catch-all for all of it, named plainly so there's no misunderstanding.
Is this a funny statement or a serious one?
Both — funny in its bluntness, serious in its policy. The humor is the delivery system; the boundary is real. Peace is non-negotiable, and this says so without a paragraph.
Who would love this as a gift?
The peace-protector — the friend who's done with drama, couples with a no-nonsense pact, anyone fresh out of a messy season. Great for fresh starts.
Where can I wear this?
Everyday life, gatherings, anywhere the policy needs announcing. It does the boundary-setting before you open your mouth.
How should I style this?
Blunt-casual: tee with jeans and sneakers. The statement is the whole outfit's personality — keep everything else easy.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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