Doc Said Toxic Bitches Are Bad For My Wealth — Funny Health Statement Hoodie
Doctor's Orders, Financially
The doctor's orders got specific this time, naming the exact diagnosis instead of dancing around it.
This phrase claims that financial self-preservation as medical advice, honestly, toxic was always the real diagnosis.
It's a claim made with comedic confidence, for anyone protecting their wallet from toxic energy specifically.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A comedic health-warning format applying medical language to financial boundaries around toxic relationships.
Who is this for?
For anyone protecting their wallet from toxic energy specifically
How should I style this Hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A funny gift for the friend done funding toxic energy.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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