This phrase reflects a culture where bleeped-out language becomes its own comedic device, softening a blunt callout without losing its bite. It reinforces the value of calling out greedy energy through humor rather than direct confrontation. The community value is comedic honesty — the point lands even through the censorship.
Greedy Bitches Give Me The Heebie Jeebies－Funny Scary Quote Hoodie
A censored callout of the people whose energy gives you the creeps
Hoodie · Street Talk Designs
$44.99
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About This Piece
A soft, cozy hoodie that carries a dry, playful sense of humor. The bold, black text across the chest reads like a deadpan observation — “Toxic [CENSORED] Give Me The Heebie Jeebies” — making this sweatshirt a low-key statement piece for someone who prefers witty sarcasm over loud logos. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend keeps you warm without feeling bulky. The roomy hood, color-matched drawcord, and kangaroo pocket make it easy to pull on for coffee runs, late-night walks, or lazy weekends. Clean lines and no side seams give it a tidy silhouette that layers well under a jacket or stands alone with jeans and sneakers. It’s a casual, wearable shrug-off for people who like to signal mood with a smirk and a well-placed slogan.
Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look - Double-lined, adjustable hood with color-matched drawcord - Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfortable layering - DTF/DTG printing options plus available embroidery on chest or wrists
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
Ethically sourced materials
DTF/DTG printed
Sizes S — 3X
Machine wash cold
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry medium
Iron low
Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Greedy [Censored] Give Me The Heebie Jeebies' mean?
It's a bleeped-out, comedic callout of greedy people whose energy is genuinely unsettling.
Who is this for?
Anyone who's dealt with greedy people whose energy genuinely creeps them out.
How should I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift for someone with a sharp, sarcastic sense of humor?
Yes — it's a comedic callout for anyone who calls out greed with a laugh.
Cultural Context:This phrase reflects a culture where bleeped-out language becomes its own comedic device, softening a blunt callout without losing its bite. It reinforces the value of calling out greedy energy through humor rather than direct confrontation. The community value is comedic honesty — the point lands even through the censorship.
Anyone who's dealt with greedy people whose energy genuinely creeps them out
This one's for anyone who's had enough of greedy energy giving them the creeps. It fits people who call it out with humor instead of a straight-up rant. The feeling it lands is comedic unease — greed, named and mocked.
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Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
