Had To UnCuz A Couple Cousins For Doing Petty Shit - T-Shirt
Family Ties, Revoked
The title got revoked, plain and simple, and no family reunion is bringing it back anytime soon.
This phrase claims pettiness as disqualifying, honestly, blood only covers so much foolishness before the status changes.
It's a claim made with comedic boundary, for anyone who's had to revoke a cousin's family status over pure pettiness.
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- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'had to uncuz a couple cousins' mean?
A humorous boundary statement about cutting off family members over petty behavior, using 'un-' as a playful revocation prefix.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who's had to revoke a cousin's family status over pure pettiness.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for the friend who's had to make a few family exceptions.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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