Had To UnCuz A Couple Cousins For Doing Petty Shit - Sweatshirt
Family Ties, Revoked
The title got revoked, plain and simple, and no family reunion is bringing it back anytime soon.
This phrase claims pettiness as disqualifying, honestly, blood only covers so much foolishness before the status changes.
It's a claim made with comedic boundary, for anyone who's had to revoke a cousin's family status over pure pettiness.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'had to uncuz a couple cousins' mean?
A humorous boundary statement about cutting off family members over petty behavior, using 'un-' as a playful revocation prefix.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone who's had to revoke a cousin's family status over pure pettiness.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for the friend who's had to make a few family exceptions.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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