Had To UnCuz A Couple Cousins For Doing Petty Shit - Hoodie
Family Ties, Revoked
The title got revoked, plain and simple, and no family reunion is bringing it back anytime soon.
This phrase claims pettiness as disqualifying, honestly, blood only covers so much foolishness before the status changes.
It's a claim made with comedic boundary, for anyone who's had to revoke a cousin's family status over pure pettiness.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'had to uncuz a couple cousins' mean?
A humorous boundary statement about cutting off family members over petty behavior, using 'un-' as a playful revocation prefix.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone who's had to revoke a cousin's family status over pure pettiness.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for the friend who's had to make a few family exceptions.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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