I Don’t Have the Energy to Fake Wit Toxic (Bitches/Niggas) - Funny Energy Statement T-Shirt
$27.99
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About This Piece
Soft, breathable jersey tee with a bold, deadpan slogan across the chest. The lightweight Airlume combed cotton feels cool against the skin and layers easily under a jacket or pairs simply with jeans. Clean crew neckline and side seams keep the shape wash after wash. The printed label and sleeve options use modern DTF/DTG processes for crisp, lasting text while the tear-away tag avoids irritation. This shirt reads like a quiet declaration—dry humor turned wearable—meant for people who prefer to let a single line speak for them.
Wear it on coffee runs, casual Fridays, or low-key hangouts. It sits comfortably in everyday wardrobes and captures a wry, slightly sardonic mood that starts conversations without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for improved fit and shape retention
- Printed using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed text; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- Retail crew-neck fit good for layering and casual styling; age: adults
- Ethically produced; blank sourced from Honduras; REACH certified; fabric blends available for heather/ash colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Wear it on coffee runs, casual Fridays, or low-key hangouts. It sits comfortably in everyday wardrobes and captures a wry, slightly sardonic mood that starts conversations without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for improved fit and shape retention
- Printed using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed text; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- Retail crew-neck fit good for layering and casual styling; age: adults
- Ethically produced; blank sourced from Honduras; REACH certified; fabric blends available for heather/ash colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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