ION Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You － Bold Expression Statement Sweatshirt
No More Pretending
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and tear-away inner label for comfort
- Option for embroidery on left/center/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; complies with flammability and restricted substance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'I don't have the energy to pretend I like you' mean?
A blunt bold declaration refusing to keep faking a friendly attitude toward someone.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone who's done faking a friendly attitude they don't feel.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for anyone who's stopped faking it for the sake of appearances.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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