I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend We Cool - Funny Energy Statement Sweatshirt
$40.01
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About This Piece
A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt that speaks with dry humor. The front features bold, sans-serif lettering that reads “ION HAVE THE ENERGY TO PRETEND YOU RIGHT,” giving the piece a witty, take-no-nonsense attitude. It wears like a familiar favorite: roomy through the body with a clean crew neckline and ribbed cuffs and hem that hold shape. Subtle details—tear-away inner label, tubular knit for fewer seams, and reinforced double-needle stitching—keep it comfortable and durable. Choose embroidered accents on the chest or wrists for a refined, tactile touch. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you get quality you can feel good about.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and tear-away inner label for comfort
- Option for embroidery on left/center/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; complies with flammability and restricted substance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and tear-away inner label for comfort
- Option for embroidery on left/center/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; complies with flammability and restricted substance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend We Cool - Funny Energy Statement Sweatshirt$40.01