I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend We Friends - Bold Declaration Crop Top
No More Pretending
The group photos kept happening, but the friendship behind them quietly stopped a while ago.
This phrase claims honesty as relief, honestly, pretending it's a friendship takes more energy than just naming what it is.
It's a claim made with depleted patience, for anyone who's done performing a friendship that isn't real.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'I don't have the energy to pretend we friends' mean?
A blunt bold declaration refusing to keep faking a friendship that isn't real anymore.
Who is this crop top for?
For anyone who's done performing a friendship that isn't real.
How do I style this crop top?
Pair it with high-waisted denim and sneakers for an easy, cropped look that still keeps the statement front and center.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for anyone who's stopped faking it for the sake of appearances.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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