I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend We Good - Funny Energy Statement Sweatshirt
No More Pretending
Saying "we good" got automatic for a while, until automatic stopped feeling honest.
This phrase claims honesty as relief, honestly, pretending it's fine takes more energy than just saying it isn't.
It's a claim made with depleted patience, for anyone who's done pretending everything's fine when it isn't.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'I don't have the energy to pretend we good' mean?
A blunt bold declaration refusing to keep faking that everything is fine when it isn't.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone who's done pretending everything's fine when it isn't.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for anyone who's stopped faking it for the sake of appearances.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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