I Don't Date Outside My Credit Score — Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt — the “Credit Score” dating standards statement
“I Don’t Date Outside My Credit Score” sets the standard where it counts — financial standards as dating standards, no apologies.
It’s funny because it’s specific: not “I want somebody paid,” but “match the number.” The credit score is the most honest résumé a person has.
This is for the ones who built their financial life on purpose — and refuse to co-sign somebody else’s chaos.
It’s not gold-digging, it’s risk management. You wouldn’t merge businesses without due diligence; don’t merge lives without it either.
The score is the standard. Meet it or keep it moving.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double-needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Don’t Date Outside My Credit Score” mean?
Financial standards as dating standards: the credit score — the most honest résumé — has to match. It’s funny, but the principle is real: don’t co-sign somebody else’s chaos.
Is this shallow?
It’s the opposite — it’s responsible. Wanting a partner whose financial life is as handled as yours isn’t shallow; it’s risk management. The shirt just says the quiet part funny.
What makes this a good gift?
For the financially disciplined friend — the budgeter, the builder, the one with the excellent score and the standards to match. It’s their whole philosophy, hilarious.
Where can I wear this?
Brunch, girls’ nights, casual days, anywhere dating gets discussed. It’s a conversation starter with a credit check built in.
How should I style this?
Put-together and polished: the fit says “my finances are in order” before you even speak. Let the shirt handle the screening.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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