I Don't Date Outside My Credit Score — Sweatshirt
Financial standards, no exceptions
Dating standards get taken more seriously when they're dressed up as a joke, and this phrase does exactly that with credit scores.
Anyone with a firm, non-negotiable line around financial compatibility finds that exact standard worn here.
This piece carries that playful firmness through every day it's worn, a reminder that real boundaries can still be funny.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
It sets a joking-but-serious dating standard based on financial responsibility, using credit score as shorthand.
Who is this for?
Anyone with a firm, non-negotiable financial standard for who they date.
How should I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift for someone with high dating standards?
Yes — it's a playful-firmness statement for anyone who won't lower their standards.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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