I Don't Date Outside Of My Credit Score - Hoodie
Standards include the numbers, too
Chemistry matters, sure — but so does whether somebody's actually got their life in order. This is for the woman who stopped pretending financial stability wasn't a real requirement, and started saying so out loud. Half joke, mostly serious, entirely her business. Soft ring-spun cotton with a true-to-size unisex fit.
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the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
It turns financial stability into a dating standard, half-joking and half-serious about requiring someone with their life together.
Who wears this?
The woman whose standards go beyond chemistry into whether someone's actually stable.
How and where do people wear this?
Built for anywhere temps drop — daily errands, weekend plans, just being out — the kind of piece that gets worn on repeat, not saved for one occasion.
What makes Street Talk Designs the authority on this language?
Street Talk Designs is backed by Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage — over 10,000 entries of documented hip-hop and urban street vernacular written by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. Every design is rooted in real cultural language, not trends.
Is this a good gift for someone with high standards?
Yes — it celebrates standards that include more than just surface-level things.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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