I Don't Date Outside Of My Tax Bracket – Energy Statement Hoodie
Financial standards, upgraded bracket
Income compatibility deserves its own standard, separate from credit history, and this phrase draws that line at the tax bracket.
Anyone with a firm, non-negotiable earning-tier standard finds that exact boundary worn here.
This piece carries that playful firmness through every day it's worn, a reminder that real bracket standards can still be funny.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
It sets a joking-but-serious dating standard based on income bracket rather than credit history.
Who is this for?
Anyone with a firm, non-negotiable income-bracket standard for who they date.
How should I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift for someone with high dating standards?
Yes — it's a playful-firmness statement for anyone who won't lower their earning-tier standards.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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