I Don't Fuck With Err'Body — Funny Scary Quote Hoodie
"“I Don’t Fuck With Err’body” Hoodie — the unfiltered boundary statement"
“I don’t fuck with err’body” is the selective woman’s whole philosophy in five words.
“Err’body” is the streets’ spelling of everybody — and the point is the opposite: not everybody gets access. Trust here isn’t given out like samples; it’s earned, vetted, and revocable.
This is for the guarded one — the woman with a small circle and a long memory. She’s not antisocial. She’s just done being disappointed by the many.
It’s called “scary” because the boundary is. People used to open doors find this one locked — and she likes it that way.
Small circle. Big peace. That’s the quote.
Shop Women Unfiltered — explicit statement wear for the ones who say it raw.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Don’t Fuck With Err’body” mean?
“Err’body” is street spelling for everybody — so this is the selective woman’s philosophy: not everybody gets access. Trust is earned and revocable. Small circle, big peace.
Is “I Don’t Fuck With Err’body” scary or funny?
It’s called scary because the boundary is firm — but the tone is funny confidence, not hostility. She’s not antisocial; she’s just done being disappointed by the many. Selective, not cold.
What makes this a good gift?
For the guarded one — small circle, long memory, zero regrets about either. It’s her life philosophy, gift-wrapped.
Where can I wear this?
Everywhere the many gather and the few matter: the function, the outing, everyday. It’s a velvet rope in a shirt.
How should I style this?
Exclusive energy — the circle is small, so the fit should be choice. Quality over quantity, in clothes too.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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